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The Public Good Vows to Put These to Music!

"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss -- a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil." -- Winner of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction contest

Posted July 2, 2010 by fleegle